PXZ Juan and Felicia

Playstation X Zone Juan Aguacate & Felicia


Juan: We have new opponents in front of us. Vamos!
Felicia: Alright! This is gonna be so fun!

Kratos: Is it truth that you have faced the undead masked man?
Juan: Si mi amigo, I fough against the undead to save someone I loved.
Felicia: Fighting hordes of the undead and demons to save your loved one? Meow, that sounds so romantic!

Felicia: Hey, maybe I can invite you guys in one of my concerts!
Parappa: Alright, I hope you can let me do some of my rap!
Juan: I'm not much of a singer, but I do know some serenatas.

Juan: I never thought I would fight side by side with a muerto.
Sir Daniel: *mumbling* (Not all the dead people are bad you know?)
Felicia: You should meet my friend Hsien-ko, she's dead and she fights bad monsters too.

Toro: A-Ah, F-Felicia-chan! It's s-such an honour to meet you!
Felicia: Nya! You're such a cutie!
Juan: How did I got surrounded by gatos?

Sackboy:
Juan: ...Why is he looking at me like that?
Felicia: I think he likes your mask.

Fat Princess: I always wanted to have a cat pet!
Felicia: I'm a werecat, it's different.
Juan: You still behave much like a cat tough.

Juan: Hey Felicia, do you know what Murray uses?
Felicia: Fire fists aka "Fists Of Flame", ball form, and Raging Inferno Flop!
Murray: Nothing will be preparing against "The Murray".

Emmeth: I'm not sure if grappling the enemy is a good idea.
Juan: I do more than just grappling amigo.
Felicia: You should see when he does his mean uppercut.

Felicia: How come this monkeys are evil?
Spike: Specter used his technology to mind-control most of them.
Juan: Fighting the dead is one thing, but fighting monkeys is just another story.

Traveller: ...
Felicia: Meow. I wonder what's behind that mask?
Juan: As a luchador, I understand his intentions of hiding his or her identity.

Jeanne: Are you sure you can trust this cat demon?
Juan: Don't worry señorita, she means no harm.
Felicia: Yeah! I just want to bring love and acceptance too!

Heihachi: Bah! Not even Death can stop me!
Juan: I think La Catrina isn't interested in your soul anymore.
Felicia: Why are we talking about the Death? It's such a downer.

Felicia: So are you an assassin? But killing people is wrong.
Millia: I never stopped to think if what I was doing was right or wrong, it was something I had to do.
Juan: If that's the case then I wouldn't be surprised if I ever met someone you killed in the world of the dead.

Juan: So what exaclty is your purpose?
Aigis: I was created as an Anti-Shadow weapon, in other words, I destroy Shadows.
Felicia: Kinda hard to believe that someone so cute can be so deadly too.

Juan: I remember when I was a niño. I used to watch cowboy movies.
Rudy: I think I once heard about movies starring masked wrestlers fighting monsters.
Felicia: Oh! I watched some of them. Cheesy yet fun.

Dr. Eggman: So you rely on your brutish strenght? Bah! You're just another knucklehead.
Juan: Watch your mouth Doctor Huevo, or I'll crack you up!
Felicia: C'mon guys! We're supposed to be teammates remember?

Felicia: Nya! I never thought I would meet a Goddess here!
Juan: La niña is a Goddess? That's hard to believe
Noire: Well believe it Juanito, because I'm the real deal.

Isaac: So you fought against necromorphs before?
Juan: Not really. The undead I faced were more bones than flesh.
Felicia: Nya! I-I don't want to be near those necro-thingies!

Juliet: Say Felicia, why are you naked? Don't you think that's innappropiate with all this guys around watching?
Felicia: Well, my fur covers most of me. Also, the only clothe I own is a nun dress.
Juan: Then why aren't you using it?

Saya: Do you have a fetish for wrestlers kitty girl?
Felicia: W-What?! Of course not!
Juan: What are you two talking about?

Lili: You know, you remind me of this mexican wrestler...I think his name was King.
Juan: I know him. I hope I can meet the famous luchador King in the future.
Felicia: I hope he's doing fine. I haven't seen him for a long time.

Felicia: I always wanted to see a real dragon.
Dart: I'm not sure. Dragoons can be dangerous.
Juan: Why am I not surprised this things exists?

Juri: You know, I wann turn you into cat food.
Felicia: Nya! D-Don't touch me!
Juan: Don't you think aabout it señorita Juri.

Alice: If you kill someone who is already dead, then what happens to that person?
Juan: I...never thought of that.
Felicia: Meow...that's deep!